A New Year, a New Verb

Things other people hear:

MC guy: Okay everyone, I need a verb!
Girl: Crysturbate!
MC guy: Cry...what?
Girl: It's like, when you're sad and you masturbate!

Shamelessly stolen from OverheardinNewYork.

Me, I don't hear anything. I wander between school and the apartment. People say stuff, but I'm generally to busy reading/fantasizing about setting hobo's on fire to hear them.

And of course, sounds of my angry crysturbation generally drown out anything I could possibly hear at the apartment.