My Girlfriend Dumped Me, And I'm Really Broke Up About It

Well, I've got a guitar now.

It's a Fender Telecoustic, a combination acoustic and electric guitar. More importantly, it's red, and fucking awesome. I'm not really sure how to play or anything, but I'm sure I'll pick that stuff up easily enough.

I've been fucking around with the thing for a bit, but it's pretty out of tune, and I don't have a tuning fork or anything. So, yeah, if you've got a tuning fork, or any idea how to play a guitar, let me know.

In keeping with the theme established by title:

Mood: Antisipastic?
Music: Antiflag, Emo Sucks