Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Foolproof Method of Getting to Know Strangers

1) Walking!!!
2) "Your aura is yellow - wanna go make out?"
3) "Have you ever thought of juggling toasters?"
4) Hand them whiskey.
5) Repel a robot invasion with their help.
6) "How long do you think a hobo would burn for?"
7) "So, how many twelve year olds could you beat up at a time?"

These methods may not give the stranger a good impression, but they will cause some sort of interesting reaction.

(Or get you severely beaten)

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