Grrrr... Arrrgh...

"So I was snorting coke off this hookers back, and my Cyrix Services Cooking Zombie wandered into the room. The hooker was so surprised that she jumped like three feet into the air, and spilled the rest of the fucking coke! After the confusion was sorted out and I had stuffed the Co-Zo back in the utility closet, the hooker calmed down a bit. Still, that goddamn Zombie really ruined the mood. The next day, I went right out to the local Lab and bought myself the upgraded Cyrex Zombie, that one with boundry memorization routines. Best 1500 I ever spent."

Inspired by Zack's Zombie idea.