The saying goes, "knowledge is power". I like to imagine a world in which every person has an infinite amount of knowledge.

In practice, this means I can't keep a secret.

But shit, do you really want to keep a secret. Obviously, secrets are too much fun not too spread around. Wouldn't you want to know that Zack's mom once stuck a keyboard into a very private bodily crevice, then logged on to her computer while the keyboard was still in her?

That's why I always keep an extra $5 dollars with me when I eat at Zack's house.