I Stole This Story
From Lydia, not the sorority one, the drugs/alcohol free for a good reason one.
Act I
Lydia (black, half dreadlocked) and Stevie (baldish, short) are drinking with Chad (stripes, colors, whitey-ness). They had apparently drunken a great deal, as Lydia, the least drunk of the three, was having trouble standing up. Someone decides that Lydia and Stevie should play "Edward 40 hands". So Chad tapes Lydia's right hand to Stevie's left, with a 40oz bottle taped securely between them. Then, tragedy strikes! Chad realizes they don't have anymore booze!
Act II
Lydia, Stevie, and Chad are still drunk, but they've managed to get from their room to a car. Lydia is the least drunk, so she drives. Keep in mind, dear reader, that her right hand is still taped to Stevie's left.
The three manage to get to the gas station alright, but they pull in without noticing the cop parked out front. When they finally notice the car, Stevie and Lydia stumble as fast as they can to the restroom, beer still taped between their hands.
Act III
Frantic attempt to remove tape ensues. Beer is ditched. Booze is acquired. Everyone gets away safely.
Act I
Lydia (black, half dreadlocked) and Stevie (baldish, short) are drinking with Chad (stripes, colors, whitey-ness). They had apparently drunken a great deal, as Lydia, the least drunk of the three, was having trouble standing up. Someone decides that Lydia and Stevie should play "Edward 40 hands". So Chad tapes Lydia's right hand to Stevie's left, with a 40oz bottle taped securely between them. Then, tragedy strikes! Chad realizes they don't have anymore booze!
Act II
Lydia, Stevie, and Chad are still drunk, but they've managed to get from their room to a car. Lydia is the least drunk, so she drives. Keep in mind, dear reader, that her right hand is still taped to Stevie's left.
The three manage to get to the gas station alright, but they pull in without noticing the cop parked out front. When they finally notice the car, Stevie and Lydia stumble as fast as they can to the restroom, beer still taped between their hands.
Act III
Frantic attempt to remove tape ensues. Beer is ditched. Booze is acquired. Everyone gets away safely.
posted by Fifth at 5:58 PM
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