Cliques that Matter

Things Which Are for Pretty People:

Drinking Responsibly
Ponies
Umbrellas
Espresso
Hats
Lemon Peels in Drinks
Thai Food
Cars
Not Buying Condoms in Bulk
The Two Dollar Bill
Stainless Steel Cookware
Teaspoons
Dancing During the Daytime


Things Which Are for Ugly People:

Higher Education
Eye Shadow
The Internet
The Written Word
Contraceptives
Trenchcoats
Knitting
Libraries
Random Makeouts in Dimly Lit Rooms
Cats
Veganism
Costume Parties
Newspapers
Grain Alcohol
The Two Dollar Bill
Talk Like a Pirate Day
Indie Music
Punk Music
Fuck It, Pretty Much Every Musical Genre Ever Created