I Spent Two Hours Pasting Bitches to Walls Yesterday

I read this really great short story last night. Tempted to just type the whole thing up in this bitch. Bitch being slang for basically anything. As in Zack's example, "I'll leave as soon as I get these bitches tied".

Erhm. That's the sound my brain's making right now. I'm not sure why it reminds me of the sound a coffee machine makes right before it's gotten all the steaming water into the carafe. Goddamn I've got to stay the fuck away from surrealism.

Anyway, here's some pretty pictures:









I think those last two make up for the first one.