I'm On a Roll

Song Title: There's a Lot of Ways to Write a Song (Your Mother is a Whore)

There's a lot of ways to write a song
Just like there's a lot of ways to make five bucks on a Friday night
You could down a flask of Turkey
Down a flask of Turkey
Take off your shoes
Put on that blond wig
Grab pen and paper
Go down to Peachtree, between the Baptist and Presbyterian churches

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That's all I've got so far.