Can't Sleep the Clowns Will Eat Me...

So, you've all had trouble getting to sleep at some point, right? You're lying there, and sleep almost seems like a trick you forgot, as if you suddenly found you couldn't swim or ride a bike or even walk. You remember the basic motions of sleep, getting into bed, turning off lights, closing eyes, and finally lying motionless.

But, it's as if a barrier prevents your consciousness from actually moving between the state of life and sleep.



This may be where our experiences differ, because I generally have two possible responses at this point:

I either quietly panic, and end up lying in bed thinking of the number zero with my eyes closed, or just say fuck it, and start wandering until I get sleepy. I managed to get all the way around Piedmont Park and wander as far as City Hall East using this method once.

Zack knows how the shit goes down.