In the Event of My Death (part 1)

Please bury me as follows:

Plain pine box, wooden nails prefered.
Knife in right hand.
Flashlight in left.
Make sure to play some stuff by the Clash, maybe some Ramones, Barber's Adagio for Strings, and Louis Armstrong's "A Kiss to Build a Dream On".
Spectators should wear at least one item of blue clothing, or at least a blue bandana tied around one arm.